So I baked a quiche. I spent all morning making a gluten-free crust and baking it to the best of my lacking ability. I'm not much of a cook, so I was a little excited to try something new.
Then came dinner time:
"What is this? A pie?"
"Why is it not sweet?"
"A pie crust should only ever be filled with sweet things. Otherwise it's just wrong."

*Sigh*.