11.06.2007

Bear's Rules to Live By

1) TV Theme songs are for dancing.
2) When playing with toys, it's more fun to pour out the whole box of toys and then pick one.
3) Stickers are for adorning the front door.
4) When traveling from room to room, I must carry Sonja, a blanket, a cup of water, and Snoopy.
5) When I find something new to play with I will drop Sonja, blanket, cup of water and Snoopy.
6) If mommy does it, I must do it too.
7) If there's a mess, just leave it. It magically goes away when I wake up the next morning.
8) Food is more fun to eat when it gets all over the place.
9) Things that happen on Dor@ the Explorer are what really happens in life.
10) What mommy and daddy tell me to do are just guidelines, there's always a loophole.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

#10-your words are merely suggestions or an alternative way.

Matt said...

lol... rolf... this is so funny, who comes up with this stuff anyway.

justplainuts said...

Is that your hubby responding to you? You guys are so adorable. And the rules are hilarious.

Jeff said...

rules to live by through age 35